The Final Stretch

So I'm 29 weeks and change pregnant. Very much in the third trimester. I thought I'd provide a list of the top 10 ways I know I am in this "final stretch." A Liberman's Top 10, if you will:

10. I feel like I need to take a nap every day (but I don't usually actually take one).

9. My lungs are getting compressed and I feel out of breath constantly.

8. I have to use the bathroom non-stop. As soon as I stand up after going, I feel like I have to go again.

7. Everything. Aches. All. The. Time.

6. I just want to wear sweats. Any time, any place.

5. I wake up all through the night whenever I need to roll over, because that takes a huge amount of effort.

4. The only seat that is comfortable is the driver's seat of my car- it is the most expensive seat I own, and it's true that you get what you pay for. It is leather, heated, and has the awesome lumbar support that only a luxury SUV can have. Plus memory seating so no one can mess up my settings.

3. I trip over things because I just can't see them.

2. My belly button has been a complete out-y for over a month.

And the #1 answer....

I am starting to wish the baby was here, even though that means sleeplessness, nursing 24/7, and a general state of chaos, just so I don't have to be pregnant anymore.