Even More Conversations With A Two-Year-Old

I thought I'd take a break from my stressful pre-Rosh HaShanah, house stuff, feeling miserable from a cold week and share the most recent quotable quotes from Sophie:

(to Lilah): "Oh, I like your armpits."

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Sophie (while I am having a conversation with another adult): "Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me."
Me, picking her up: "Thank you for saying 'excuse me.' That's very polite. Is there something you wanted to tell me?"
Sophie: "Oh, no. I just burped."

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Me: "If you do x, you can have a cookie." (I know, I know. Occassionally I resort to bribery.)
Sophie: "A cookie- yay!"
Me: "Yes, but just one."
Sophie: "How 'bout 8?"

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"What time is it?" (She cannot tell time, but asks me this several times a day!)

To be continued...