All inspiring sales people please heed the subtle yet successful methods of Jordan at MAC (who is no more than five years younger than I am).
Yesterday my mom took us girls to the mall for a much needed wardrobe update. After pushing two antsy kids in two strollers around the mall for a few hours, during which is usually nap time, we were quite ready to call it a day. Except that I remembered that I had been out of my lipstick for about four months. The MAC store was right by the mall exit, so in we went, a caravan of fatigue and crankiness. I walked right up to the counter and said, "can I please get a tube of x and a tube of y."
Jordan: Oh! Those are my moms favorite colors!
Me: thank you
Jordan: That will be $__.
Me: Long pause. Actually, give me some eye makeup.
Jordan: Um, what kind?
Me: Whatever. Let me just sit in this chair and you make me look good and young again.
Five minutes and five times more than the original total later, I was on my way home.
Next in Project Make Me Feel More Like My Own Age: A haircut on Friday.
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- I'm an interior designer and a former social worker, but more importantly, I'm a Mommy to Sophie (1-15-07), Lilah (3-27-09), and Jude (10-14-11). I enjoy long walks on the beach, sipping cocktails, and traveling to exotic places, but I currently wipe noses and bottoms, make up silly songs and dances, and say things like, "don't put feathers in the cantaloupe!"
1 comment:
I bet slapping her would have made you feel even better than that makeover.
My friends think I'm an old woman just because I WEAR lipstick instead of gloss.
Er, when I actually put on makeup that is.
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